🇮🇳India AND 🇨🇳China just told the 🇺🇸US: Get lost with your new sanctions.
🇺🇸 US: Careful. New bill is law. 100% tariffs if you keep buying Russian oil. Fall in line.
🇮🇳 India: We don’t care about your sanction. Energy security for 1.4 billion people comes first.
🇨🇳 China: Long-arm jurisdiction? We don’t take orders from a country that can’t even keep its own tariffs straight.
🇺🇸 US: Then pay the price. We will squeeze Russia’s buyers.
🇮🇳 India: Get lost with the threats. We will protect our interests.
🇨🇳 China: Same answer. Unilateral sanctions have no legitimacy here.
🇺🇸 US: You two are funding the war.
🇮🇳 + 🇨🇳: That’s your problem. Why should we risk our interests for you?
Context: US Congress passed a bill letting Trump impose up to 100% tariffs on top Russian oil buyers. India and China formally rejected the pressure.
(Satire Warning: Fictional quotes)