YoBoyJefferson

Wrote the declaration and bought Louisiana, but you can't get an A in APUSH?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

*Lady rolls down her car window at 181st street*
"congrats on HAMLET!"
Me: "I WISH I wrote Hamlet!"
Lady: "Yay HAMLET!"
*drives away*
#myday

[Emily Miller @emilymiller98]

PSA: Tomorrow the high is 75. Do not wear a sweater. You will die of heat stroke.

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

How many of y'all just done. School got me feelin worst then my late nights with Ben F back in Paris

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@mrburrsir @fabiusamerican @LafayetteIsLit almost as extreme as the revolution...

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Guys Christmas is over but we're five days away from New Years!!! Try not to get as hammered as I did when I wrote the Declaration!!

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

It's Christmas bitches, hope y'all enjoying the greatest gift I ever gave y'all...FREEDOM!!! 🇺🇸🎄

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Vote Jefferson 2016! BECAUSE EVEN A DEAD GUY IS BETTER THAN TRUMP!!!

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@fabiusamerican I was so drunk when I wrote that lmao

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Winter break! We're free! It's like 1776 again! God bless America! Can a deist get an AMEN!!!

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Ugg...math exams. Back in my day we only had to learn how to count all the people we didn't give rights to. #women #Africans #discrimination

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@LafayetteIsLit @mrburrsir Lafayette 90% of the nation you helped found can't even pronounce your name. Go back to France. #America

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@mrburrsir at least I don't need a hip-hop musical to come out for people to remember my name...

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Quick poll

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@Wifi_the_Router wtf is a router, is that some kind of witch craft, tbt to Salem #crucible

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

@fabiusamerican while you were crossin the Delaware "on yo way to steal my girl" I was keepen Martha warm #noregrets #comeAtMeBro

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Walking out of an APUSH exam like…

[YoBoyJefferson @historicThought]

Trying to keep my APUSH grade up like the British trying to take breeds hill.

[Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly]

Never thought I'd be doing this. Nothing is impossible unless you don't try. #BeAnAstronaut! https://t.co/dpajP2PoJz