Shelby Baker

Shelby. Nerdy. Awkward. Extrovert.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

"i’m just blunt." no you aren't blunt. you just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this

[Ayo Pierre 🦍🇭🇹💸 @Hotboii_GT]

Younger me HATED subtitles. But baby, NOW…Put that on please, I cannot hear 😭

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can't find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack — and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like "Wow, you are being so loud."

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

September 30 October 1

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me just want you to know that me believe in you bestie. 💙

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Our favorite part of fall is walking through spider webs and screaming every time. What’s yours? ⁣
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[Shelby Baker @historynerd1995]

@DailySnoopys @mamavvitch
Fine dining. I need these please.

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

honey, bring out the fine china.

[alice @aliceisnotjokes]

getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head

[Snuffleupagus @MrSnuffleupagus]

My full name is Aloysius Snuffleupagus. Just in case you were wondering.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me sending you a warm hug. Just as warm as a gooey chocolate chippie cookie. 🍪🔥

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

You see how I blocked you

Very distant, very not playing around, very low tolerance

[Shelby Baker @historynerd1995]

@zeinawaleed29 @mamavvitch

[Snuffleupagus @MrSnuffleupagus]

I tried taking a selfie, but I had trouble getting it just right. How do you think it came out?

[M O N A E @badassmonae_]

Everybody talks about cutting people off but nobody really talks about the grief that comes with having to stand firm on that decision knowing it’s not what you wanted but what was necessary for your well-being

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating