teaching a stone to talk

In principle, in spirit, I’m a good lad.

[teaching a stone to talk @hiswhiningness]

Am I morally gray or just a cunt?

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@sanchomes Oh——

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@SaddestSadoun إش
هادا

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I feel extra Irish tonight.

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[teaching a stone to talk @hiswhiningness]

كونك self-deprecating يمنحك تصريح للسخرية من الآخرين. هذا والله أعلم.

[teaching a stone to talk @hiswhiningness]

لايك لو آخ ليتك جار الdesk يا خوليو

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أحس إني توب ثري موظفين المكتب vibe-wise
(مجرد توقعات)

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I deserve an engineering degree for picking the perfect niche songs for my insta story and timing them so a full line lands exactly at the cutoff.

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@saudalkadi97 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I just told a customer service worker I had to put him on hold. Power to the people. I dedicate this moment to the common people.

[teaching a stone to talk @hiswhiningness]

My airport etiquette is top notch. I swear.

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I’d rather be memed than fade into oblivion.

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@nulljinxed You forgot: hawt

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That’s the same side, babe

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ااااخ من هالصبية

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شاوت آوت لمنسقة العيادة اللي اختلفت معها ولما غلبتها في الحوار ردّت: أنا مجرد آلة للرد الآلي.

[teaching a stone to talk @hiswhiningness]

@Hamza_lml 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Hamza_lml كيفاش

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It was an ordinary Sunday…
Until it wasn’t.
*ominous, tension-soaked orchestral music swells*

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@irinsideout Monster and SFU? Absolute refined taste.