Corbin Merryweather

you’ve reached corb town…next stop, my pants. I paused my game to be here. Sometimes known as the corbinator.

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@GoatHerderpf Who driving this bus!!!

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

I think it’s muzzy season. Don’t knock it til you try it. #gustache

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

I think I just shit myself… I’ll let u guys know once I find out

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@GoatHerderpf really thinking about giving up on stats pretty soon here. This is beyond dreadful…

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Double it and give it to the next person…rolled both of my ankles on these stupid fucking walnuts today. Looked like a movie scene.

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Fuck. Just tripped over one of those green walnut things. Can’t be seen for another 24 hrs.

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Picked the wrong time to go on a run, I had no idea it was gameday! Usually watching these guys from the comfort of my own home, but it was awesome to finally see them in person. Been trying to get to a match for years! Electrifying experience, I recommend. 🦗 #cricko

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@WillyWoj @dobination_00 I heard “why can I see a leg in his robe?” Maybe wrench talk?

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@fitted2tuff Just replied with an “I’m doing” because wtf is he gonna do about it

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

BREAKING: bandit just fired me a “what r u doing tn?” Text. Guy must be bored as all hell. Glad I’m last resort tho… thanks for thinking of me, you fuck.

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Awesome night ahead of me… plan on booting up the tinder and getting the thumbs warm. Really excited to see where this evening heads. #buckeyebabes

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@fitted2tuff Kinda reminds me of a penguin with bee sized wings. Those won’t get you an inch off the ground love.

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Crazy hair don’t care! #gameday #bedhead #blasted

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@WillyWoj 😉

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@normjones_1776 #pleaseleave #thankgod

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Orwarzawak shut the fuck up! Guy pulls up in a platapussy costume and thinks he runs shit. It was only a matter of time before he got kicked out. #fuckthatkid

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

@normjones_1776 “Paws off” paws werent on sweetheart

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Chick just told me “paws off of me”. Beat to smithereens…paws weren’t directed to you honey. #catchthesepaws

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

When push comes to shove, you have to handle adversity. Just stared adversity in the eyes.#awkwardinteraction

[Corbin Merryweather @hitmyline1time]

Complete fucking fiasco in this place… I owe @normjones_1776 a huge apology for the tsunami I threw at him. I owe you guys better.