hillbaby

I'm not a rapper / 📸cacaoisnotabarbershop

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@EDG_Eat That’s why tornadoes be tearing your shit up u lazy piglets

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@krystalball @MemeIndustrial Got the CIA award for journalism

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Ojala encontrarme en la vida real a uno de esos lloricas de twitter q aparecen cada semana quejandose de que habia algn fumando en una terraza para echarle un caladon de semidry del bierzo en to la cara q se tire 3 dias sacando la resina de las pestañas

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@762RLOawl No me puto jodas, ahora mismo tiro la puta cajeta y me tomo un puto cubata en el puto coche porque el tabaco es la unica puta sustancia que afecta a los putos demas

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@el_pais Esti podia marchar pa galicia a dase su fuetaso y dejar de joder

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Voy por la calle apestando a placa de marbella como si fuese invictus de paco rabanne

[Rukenshin @XxRukenshinxX]

Y siento decíroslo fumadores pero a muchos se os pega el olor del tabaco a la ropa/cuerpo y para quienes no fumamos, oléis mal

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Si se confirma q se puede fumar tate en marte le meto 100 pavos a spacex

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

When I was 14, the girl with the biggest tetas (gave her back pain) in our high school, Maria Salazar, was cold in French class & asked to wear my sweater. When she gave it back, it was a little stretched & smelled of peach perfume — first time I felt an angel's grace.

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@Absolunar Le ha generado a Iker casillas haciendo de padre y levantándole a la churri

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

my favorite part of “immersive open world” rpgs is trying to figure out which doors are actually doors and which ones are just textures on a wall to provide the illusion that im in a fully realized city

[Wesley Todd (Sensible Moderate) @Wesley_Todd_]

People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash

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@SCHIZO_FREQ Try finding ppl u actually fuck with

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El dia q salga a la luz q andre tate come pitos me dareis la razon

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@WUTangKids USA in a nutshell

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@Cassidy_Rob Try 15, Lamine won the Eurocup at 18

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@CenturionsOath Neither did Iran and still beat your sorry asses, go cry in the no public health corner u fat retard

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I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged

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@cwjones89 @UnseenOps Fuck the idf they are only dedicated to murdering civilians

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@Lvpvs_23 @Megatron_ron Less numbers than gaza and still not humans, go back to your kibutz