โAh, I seeโฆ it seems you are a veteran at this pond. I mistook you for an amateur, but here it seems you were a master all along! Hahahโฆ Fuhahahahahahahahahaโ!
I admire your tenacity and strength! From this point on, you are my rival!
YOUNG LADY! You may refer to me asโ
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โI knowโโbut it was so tempting! It had him right there and *snap*! I literally felt my heart rip in two at that very moment.
I was so excited to head back home and brag to all the nice old men about how I conquered the mightiest beast freshwater has ever known.โ
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โNo, you canโt do that. The King only appears during the eve of the summer time! Or so they sayโฆ
You appear to be experienced in the works of fishing, but you canโt fall to the tricks of amateurs!โ
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โI caught a fleeting glimpse of him just before the rod snapped! He was big, like almost the size of a bear.
I had half a mind to forgo my rod and swim after him myself but thereโs no sport in that.โ
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โWHAT?!
In that caseโฆ hmm, I seeโฆ That makes you my rival then! Ahahahahahahahahโ! No wonder!
Iโve been casting my rod for months! And I havenโt found the king of the pond yet!โ
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โOf course! Iโve conquered just about every other fish in this very pond. The King is the last thing standing between me and absolute victory.โ
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One shoe on while he was going up the stairsโฆ The irony!
By the time he got up, and was on his way, the sandwich he wanted was already gone. Unfortunate, but thatโs life!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaโ!
Indeed! It was quite the surprise tale, actually.
It was earlier this morning, see.. It was about sevenโฆ no, eight in the morning! Just this morning, he was about to go do his usual routine of eating at the shop down the street. They often sell good sandwiches, and thoseโ
Seeโฆ itโs got two levels and many different rooms. But found it, yes!
So on his way back, as he was putting on his shoes, he nearly fell over and did a barrel roll!
In the midst of his roll, he realized what had happened โ he forgot to tie his shoes! Oh yes, he hadโ