*hittalker

I don't say much, but you don't need much... it's the internet.I'm an all-around troll that you would not want to leave unattended

[dustin curtis @dcurtis]

Apple support has really gone downhill. My iPhone broke and there is no way to fix it until Friday. The Genius Bar feels just like the DMV.

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Only twitter my friend when I can't get sleep..... (*_*)

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@VanLathan Van, don't sell your self short. You're the booty god of TMZ. You handle them cakes like it's nobodies buizness.

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@Atlantisresort, @TipsyBartender would seriously like his camera back. #AtlantisYourValetStoleMyCamera
http://t.co/Jt03in6e9e

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Its hard seeing pictures of a crush you've had for more than a few years and did nothing about. #thesecretdieswithme #iblindlylovethatmuch

[*hittalker @hittalker]

If it was only true.....

[*hittalker @hittalker]

I hate you 511tactical because you have cool stuff.

[Tijuana Jackson | Licensed Nearapist @tijuanajackson]

RT @jayconblue2: all these people bragging about an iPhone6 can't pay bills. "Living a champagne lifestyle with budlight pocket" prisonlogic

[*hittalker @hittalker]

@tferriss 2270dw had it since blkfri 2012. No paper jams, no heater issues. Still works good.

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Shaved ice on a hot day.

[*hittalker @hittalker]

@garytmz @JackBox Gary, where's the sweet and sour sauce. #LoveJackinTheBox

[Gary Trock @garytrock]

.@JackBox you gave me hot sauce but didn't give me my tacos. What kind of sick game is this? #fail

[*hittalker @hittalker]

@bronwynECG awesome to hear. dealing with +90 degree weather where im at. And thats at sundown.

[*hittalker @hittalker]

@bronwynECG good. busy but good. I haven't sat down on my desktop pc in like foreva'. Miss my internet life/trolling. What's good with u?

[*hittalker @hittalker]

@bronwynECG isn't that the best way to tweet?

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Stuck at my favorite watering hole....

[David Randolph @drandolph]

May the 5th be with you. #amidoingitright?

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Had a good night. Been a while since I had been out. Now can't wait for good friend s birthday outing. (Next weekend) #weekendwarrior

[*hittalker @hittalker]

Just been given some bad news. #RIPfather

[*hittalker @hittalker]

twa - eeeeeeet. (Fulfills obligatory tweet)