Valerie Savage

Exactly what you would expect if an MGM musical starlet discovered Netflix and pizza. Burlesque performer, chanteuse, moonlighting as @reganelloyd on @MTDApod

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

@Tigzy @duolingo And I was here thinking my 40 day streak is long 😅 congrats!!

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

@JayCeeMaud Oh man please tell them! I love when people on the train help me with my crossword

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

I AM FINDING IT MUCH HARDER TO TAKE A PHOTO OF MYSELF EVERY DAY THAN TO DO MY HAIR. Absolute cheat bumper bangs (I hate them on me if they’re centred) for day 5 #sugarcoatedvintagehairchallenge @thesugarcoatedcompany @thedutchpinup https://t.co/4vKv6zHeR7

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Day 3 of the #SugarCoatedVintageHairChallenge was actually done DURING the team video chat today, and features a headscarf that is actually a scrap from the dress I’m making. Also, I fucking hate taking pictures of myself but here we are. @thesugarcoated… https://t.co/aRY5eChEsG

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Day 2 of #SugarCoatedVintageHairChallenge and I’m rocking up to the 10am conference call like 💁‍♀️ I think we can all just agree that flyaways are my life (and that I should probably condition my hair soon). Thanks for the tip about working from a ponyta… https://t.co/kZYQvoZUB4

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Keeping myself occupied with the #SugarCoatedVintageHairChallenge by @thesugarcoatedcompany @thedutchpinup. This was attempt 2 - the first one was a full 80s mullet 😂 anyone have tips for doing a half poodle with longer hair? #stayhome https://t.co/ne0u9oFAnB

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Me throwing away the final fucks I have 🍂 my new day job is wonderful but exhausting, so I’m excited to be getting my performing groove back and working on some fun shows and projects in the next few months! Also working on SELF CARE because it turns… https://t.co/56iDTwfKFF

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Just over here feeling myself in some JEANS THAT I MADE, NO BIGGIE 🥰 thrilled that I finally have something that fits my butt and my waist (thanks to @thevillagehaberdashery / @charlottesews for the fitting masterclass!) hope you’re all ready for me … https://t.co/iEdjpPW0GF

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Happy Valentines from me and my true love 🍕
Pic by @emeraldellephotography from @savageandsons (and if you haven’t checked out the lineup announcement I just made for Feb S&S maybe head on over and do that 👀) https://t.co/q3pCNjZarl

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Sad to say goodbye to these clown pubes, whose lights all died right before our three year (!!!) anniversary. Frankly amazed you survived this long. Thanks for the three different party light modes ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Pic from the debut of Clowns by @tigzric… https://t.co/MCbOc3jdmJ

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

I’ve got mad Fringe fomo as always at this time of year so let’s remember last time I was home for fringe and got to perform with the Perth fam and throw chips at the audience 🥔 #livingthedream https://t.co/Sdxv9CgKj4

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

NEW YEAR NEW LOGO 🥳 hope yall are ready to get Savage merch for every birthday and Christmas from now until forever because this gorgeous work from @pillowtalkpinups is the best thing I have ever seen 😍 https://t.co/11dyt5xPjX

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

@emeraldellephotography takes nothing but incredible images of me and I have already used this as a reaction image THRICE today #blessed https://t.co/qWcX7ER2sR

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

💕 https://t.co/YmMPSn8M1E

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

After a long conversation about how I think I can’t wear hats (#productive) my manager encouraged me to try a beret and sorry but this is my life now I’m fucking adorable https://t.co/BId6BH6pSe

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

If a decoration breaks while you’re doing the tree you have to make it a hair accessory it’s the law https://t.co/FqHRGhyEk2

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Twenty years ago I would have been distraught to know I would never be a professional ballerina. Ten years ago I would have been distraught to know I would never be a musical theatre performer. These days, I am fucking thrilled to be putting all those ye… https://t.co/lH8m3zh6a9

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

I will truly never get over this pic from @emeraldellephotography. What a fuckin potato 🥔 🤡
More of this bs at @savageandsons on 28 November! Last one of the year so don’t be silly and miss it https://t.co/ZR8LuHwaq2

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Birthday appreciation post for this absolute gem of a human who has put up with my puns for 150 podcast episodes (and 9 years of friendship I guess whatever). I love you even though I tell you to fuck off every episode when your mystery envelope is right… https://t.co/0YsNKZKUle

[Valerie Savage @hivaleriesavage]

Ready to show Alton my tricks tonight at @100wattclub!! Fuckin hype to cross this one off the show bucket list 😍 pic by @theburlyphotographer https://t.co/35cEw8s883