Zoë

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

instagram ~ @allthingszoe

[Zoë @hizoe_]

How much work have you done over the holidays?

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

All of them were found guilty. All of them.

[David Challen @David_Challen]

Only in a year where #GiselePélicot holds 50 men who raped her to account does a rapist President get named Person of the Year (for the second time). The message is clear: misogyny rewards power, while survivors like Gisele fight to ensure #ShameMustChangeSides.

[luigi al gaib heard pied piper live @bvblers]

the REAL person of the year: gisèle pelicot 🤍

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Callum @Cal_SFC]

Gary Barlow playing on the car mat he got his massive son

[🐝 Dan @Givemeafan]

Me trying to watch the US election and getting distracted by Gary Barlow massive son memes:

[InternetDave.bsky.social @InternetDave]

Poor private jet owners. May I suggest you cancel your netflix and stop buying expensive coffees. You'll get through this xx #Budget2024

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

This woman should be the Time person of the year I'm not kidding.

[Sophie Green @Lafashionfolie]

Me on an all-inclusive holiday #UniversityChallenge

[mau @rllydu]

saying the word “beer” to me triggers the same response as when you say the word “walk” to a dog

[Chloe Sackur @ChloeSackur]

I cannot believe this is a real-life case that genuinely happened, but it’s in my media law textbook so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Joe Naughton @JoeNaConnacht]

The guy wearing the Ireland shirt with “Dodgy Box” as the sponsor instead of Sky is an absolute genius! 👏👏

[Zoë @hizoe_]

I love going out with @CaitlinJude because we get called things like 'actual people' and 'young ladies'

[Zoë @hizoe_]

@CaitlinJude I need an answer to this perfectly valid question

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Do you every try a podcast and unfortunately the host is just simply too American voiced

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What’s the best registration plate you’ve seen?

[Laura Pearson @LauraPAuthor]

I'm so baffled about @Tesco removing the plastic lid from hummus and replacing it with a flimsy plastic cover which requires me to now cover it with clingfilm or similar. How is that helping anyone?

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

You reckon this what Warwick Davis’ record collection looks like to him?

[proton @ProtonInspector]

For her? It’s always brat summer