Chris Hansel

Insurance Agent, Husband, Father, Poker Enthusiast, Terrible Golfer, Lover of all things Dallas Cowboys!

[Chris Hansel @hizzl]

@dshrades Mr. Automatic in the main. Run pure my friend.

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@nut_history Safe! Ball was not in the back of the glove. BUT!!! I hate instant replay in baseball, I’m a baseball purist, the umpires and #bangbang decisions are part of the game, technology is great but in baseball, I just wish the jumps called the game. I’m only 54 so, not that old yet!

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@WPT I see JJ….

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@LawsNation I hope he stays in Dallas, I just bought me and my nephew #28 jerseys for Christmas.

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@STLIrishmn this sounds like something we should definitely do!!

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@WPT @WynnLasVegas @hizzl let’s go win one!

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@BloggingTheBoys I feel like hurting someone in that front office!!

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@dallascowboys @MicahhParsons11

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FUCK YOU JERRY JONES!!! You can straight up go fuck yourself you greedy arrogant fucking prick!! I hope you have diarrhea in traffic every day of your life!

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@RealSkipBayless Man shut the fuck up! Have you watched him play? Dude is double and triple teamed every play, they don’t plan to stop Dak and the offense, they plan to beat Micah, when they do they win, if they don’t we win. Go cheer for someone else and shut up!

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@ChappellRoan I want you to see a video of what your music inspired at my daughters wedding! @blastedgnat

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@ChappellRoan this is two of my daughters summoning the dancers to the floor, telling them about the hats! #PINKPONYCLUB #twobridesarebetterthanone @blastedgnat

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@ChappellRoan you are my daughter’s favorite artist and we bought these hats and planned our dance party around your song tonight! Thank you for inspiring young women, young children of all ages, sexual orientation, and just for making this world a better place! #PINKPONYCLUB

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@ChappellRoan my lesbian daughter was married last month and we threw her a reception tonight for the ages!! Pink Pony Club was huge hit!! Videos to follow! #PINKPONYCLUB #twobridesarebetterthanone #kenzie #emma

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@jimmykimmel my wife @blastedgnat and myself just thoroughly enjoyed @imospizza for dinner and I thought of you with every bite. #thesquarebeyondcompare #stlouisstylepizza

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@BradHensonPro Pussywhipped!

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@CiBabs I went to Moonstock to see Ozzy for the 22nd time, he sang Bark at the Moon during the solar eclipse in 2017!! Not the best show but the most amazing experience ever!!!

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@themouthmatusow Actually Dems are just anti Elon, don’t make shit up. Also, I know you don’t listen, you’re not Mile the Listener, so maybe read this. We don’t flip flop and blanketly hate to hate. Elon is a detriment to our country.