Bessie

Hizzy enjoyers, ball knowers, severe cases of BAS, 4x O Bannon’s trivia champions, Chalice of Supremacy recipients,Tee Higgins Two mannin, Tyler O’Neill haters

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Take all my money Cracker Barrel #gettingpegged #countrylivn #buttermybiscuits

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Kadyn Proctor looks like a fat Devin Booker

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

The Dallas Scissors just added a little more roast beef

[Dallas Wings @DallasWings]

WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2026 WNBA DRAFT THE DALLAS WINGS SELECT... AZZI FUDD, UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT @geico, the official partner of the Dallas Wings draft ⭐

Welcome, Azzi 💙

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

2 TV’s at the shot bar with Judge Judy and Cops on. Daytime television, nighttime agenda. Huzz: I’m guilty

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

This is a JT Poston account. Time to manage the waste big guy. #postup #theonlyJTthatmatters #thinkingthestripperlovesyou

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Ja so mad it was JJJ going to Utah rn

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

A Utah lawmaker is pushing a bill that could allow concealed firearms permit holders to bring guns to Utah Jazz games at the Delta Center, per @sltrib

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Update: Fogel executed the game plan way better

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Down on my knees for the broncos today. My guy Stidham is gonna be the best Jarrett since Fogle . #sexaullyassaultthepatriots #littystiddy #horsecocklock

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Give me ass AND tits on this fine Tuesday morning #awooga #corporatehorndog #godbless

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Get that bitch Holly Rowe off my screen, she’s making Mario Cristobal’s titties look more desirable #blowmyhigh #pepperoninips #showmelaurarutledge

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Not the first time Kirk has been put out #bessiebomb

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Idk who’s getting railed harder, Diego Pavia or his mom. #vandyisbeinggaped #gapealert #theovonispiping

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

@AmenToCam LANK

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Only thing about him that goes left #bessiebomb #aaronbomb

[eqx eqx @eqx00]

met jaylen brown today Big ass cock 😂😂😂

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

So 1st base wasn’t an option you fucking retard? Throw home=go home. Shout out the japs. You won. #rapekerkering #pearlharbor2 #philmewithsadness

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

@BarstoolTexasAM @LucyNicotine #CollegeStationBCT

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Fellas be trying to get with girls that wear camo jackets, trying to get in that mossy oak. #tryingtoseewhatthatredneckdo #aaronbomb

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Marvin Harrison Jr. every time they show him on the sideline

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Can’t get Chubb and Woody through the hole. Texans need to pop a perc and get straight to fuckin. #bessiebomb #CJStroudisSaddam #getyoselfabigman

[Bessie @hizzyburner]

Imagine getting to be the doctor that X-Rays images of Burrow’s feet. Can you say full mass? #givemeawhiff #sendmethesauce #kevinmcallisterspiggies #bessiebomb

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Images of Joe Burrow’s turf toe injury are being sent to foot specialist, Dr. Robert Anderson, to be reviewed, per @AdamSchefter.

If surgery is necessary, Burrow would be expected to be sidelined for 3 months.