Harrison Bloom

Emory 2021

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

@spergpartytime Really? Not revolutionizing the 3D platformer? Not popularizing the home console/handheld hybrid? Not purchasing Monolith Soft? The best decision Nintendo EVER made was related to the casting of a movie that isn't out yet? Are you a fucking moron? Do you even like video games?

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I love you but I cannot support three months of discourse about the historical accuracy of Pallas Athena’s helmet. please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. Please stop this

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

People who doesn’t understand the appeal of romances where the lead has to choose between a nice, inoffensive, good-looking guy, and an equally hot toxic mess who you can totally definitely fix, needs to play Dispatch to see the Blonde Blazer vs Invisigal love triangle

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@kerryshawcross Just zero in on one relatively productive thing and I usually feel better

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@RavenAskani @JennyENicholson Haven’t seen thunderbolts yet, I’m sure its fine, but SEE SINNERS

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@JennyENicholson You just lost the game

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@MentallyDivine For all the people saying it’s AI, the video came out AGES ago. It was from 2010 and here’s an article from 2019 talking about it. People have been talking about it since as long as I can remember AOC existing. “The Boys” made a joke about it. It’s real

https://t.co/T4UzPT5HMQ

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@JennyENicholson If 14,525,000 of us all pitch in $1 on Jenny’s patreon, we could all make the funniest thing in the world happen right now

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@ZachOfHeartz Asking as an uncultured swine, what exactly is the controversy here?

[Brave New Films @bravenewfilms]

Freezing Medicaid will strip healthcare away from 40 million children.

"Pro-life."

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@CosmonautMarcus @wrlck23 I demand to have my limits tested

[ZachOfHeartz @ZachOfHeartz]

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@ZachOfHeartz Can’t wait to see you return to what you love!

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@ZachOfHeartz They didn’t even ADDRESS the issue of the “I voted stickers” at my location. Democracy has truly failed us

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@ZachOfHeartz They didn’t even ADDRESS the issue of the “I voted stickers” at my location. Democracy has truly failed us

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

Overheard students talking in class
Girl 1: hey, you never added me back on Roblox!
Girl 2: I don’t play Roblox
Girl 1: but I saw your account!
Girl 2: I don’t have one! I’ve never played Roblox

Girl 1’s face twists into horror as she wonders who she just friended on Roblox

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@BaseballwMatt I’m sorry for your suffering 😔

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

The eighth graders at school just finished “Of Mice and Men” and are going THROUGH IT right now. Glad nothing has changed

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@sunshowerguy I can’t carry around my gallon jug at my new job anymore. I’m very sad

[Harrison Bloom @hjb_43]

@ZachOfHeartz You and I better be ruining our friendship over a game or this