Unbiased Lovebird

gay bitch ♉ Chicago.

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

it’s all for u daddy leader

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

my brother thinks he’s so tough being in a big mean biker *organization* but that’s like the most submissive thing you can do lmfaooooooooo

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Every time I see a clip of anything happening in the White House there’s a new person that looks like a Roger persona

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

ohhhh I just want everyone to get to even a low level of metacognition

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

I would like to posit that one’s perception of What Is Annoying is as trained into you as any prejudice. I see a TON of “it’s annoying so it’s morally bad” and that is boring and baby. Annoyance is confrontation with a preference. Why do I have that preference? Where come from?

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Aces playing like the aliens from space jam stole their talent

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

@anarchysnufkin Lead….

[danny ! @ppegasassy]

I still can’t get over how funny it is that a grown man has the aura of an absolutely legendary 5th grader

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

@anarchysnufkin lol I saw this like ??? can we be serious for a minute

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Omg this is like the boomer lady who got mad because she wasn’t in front at the HALLOWEEN PARADE at SIX FLAGS anymore because we let kids stand in front of us. I’m talking seething

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

customer was buying 300 full sized candy bars so i joked like “girl im coming to your house for halloween 😝” and she gave me the nastiest look, said adults don’t trick-or-treat, and asked if i was mentally handicapped .. omfg

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

@MaskedHottiee Alternatively, wrinkles are not our enemy?? (I’m trying this out, I just noticed new lines and am trying to be suuuuper cool about it)

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

I’m actually positive my mom also dreamt of me last night that ho sent sour vibes I’ll tell you that much

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

me and my Russian friend’s messages always look like “would looooove to visit! Not… not right now though….”

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Just had tears spring to my eyes thinking about how lucky all of my friend’s kids are 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so loved and provided for and invited to the functions and they’ll all be soooo literate

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Migraine people: do you ever have like a skin migraine instead of head pain? It’s like my skin organ is like “I got this one” sometimes???

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

i deeply upset a mean old boomer yesterday at six flags and I wish I could get on the local news to find her and tell her I had fun and would like to do it again

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

I want to push her old ass down tbh

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Fever GM Amber Cox:

"The attacks on our fanbase have no basis in reality, and they need to stop."

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

There were a few reasons I stopped seeing my therapist, but I’m realizing one of the major ones was how many relationships she went through, like moving in with people for a year or so at a time and clearly going through it with these men lolol like get it together forreal

[Unbiased Lovebird @hjeanmachine]

Made banana muffins and lemon meringue bars and pumpkin cheesecake swirl brownies today while I listened to Circe and then I went to fright fest happy motherfuckin falllllll 🍂��🥮🧁