Haley Jensen

give em hell kid

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Oh absolutely. Skip all that pregnancy and labor and just put my baby on like a roast in the slow cooker.

[Taylor @mista_cocks]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

what did they mean by this

[Johnny.psd @JohnnySmiley13]

It’s called a Zinger Mountain Melt from Miller’s Ale House. Plz get cultured.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

justifying a Taco Bell order at 11:42pm

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Didn’t lock my door to my apartment for 8 months bc I lost the key the first week I moved in and the IRS has the balls to ask me where my 1099 is how would I know that

[Maddie P @mad__money]

A tale of four snaps

[bella @isabellayoncee]

My therapist just told me, “If you’re ALWAYS having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.”

[luvv @fuccjesus]

I made one

[Haley Jensen @hjensenn8]

I saw a dog at the bar with 3 legs and I started crying lmfaoo I would die for that pup

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

I let the girl in front of me at the DMV use my phone to text her ride. I'll be crying in the shower if you guys need me.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

No lie if you have one person who truly loves you, you’re good

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“ur so quiet” i don’t make sense when i talk

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

✨$20,000 & a fat ass✨