Hannah Jane

[Hannah Jane @hjmccarty]

if he doesn't have bitmoji block him

[Sabreen /صبرىن @dakhterakhter]

If we accept that common, ubiquitous objects are fair game to operate as explosives, we accept living in a world with a whole new level of threat and terror.

[leslie @lesliezye]

“if you’re about to be hanged and you start cracking jokes, that’s gallows humor. but if you’re in the audience and you start cracking jokes, you’re just a part of the execution.”

[Nico Reznick 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🌍 @NicoReznick]

I've always been in favour of legalised euthanasia, but when Disabled people are warning you this move is dark and dangerous, *please* listen.

This isn't about giving sick people agency and dignity. It's about culling the economically inactive. We live in an age of eugenics.

[Hannah Jane @hjmccarty]

it’s always the bitch w the “choose life 👣” license plate who drives like she’s trying to kill someone

[Hannah Jane @hjmccarty]

love to hear the resident say “he’s bleeding a lot from his mouth it’s pretty sus”

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

doing this at work

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

"Haitian voodoo is in fact real" good god we used to talk about things like, universal healthcare a few years ago

[Hannah Jane @hjmccarty]

the worst part abt my job is that sometimes i’m trying to play candy crush but there are ppl experiencing devastating loss in the background

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day ten years ago, Twitter user LuckyLuciano17k posted the photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em"

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine: https://t.co/9fQctmtZi2

[Hannah Jane @hjmccarty]

had a nightmare that i started posting on my Snapchat story really consistently

[Derek Franks @Derek_a_Franks]

The data shows you are 10 times more likely to be infected by C0VlD right now than August 23, 2020.

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Wearing a bra is much more inconvenient than wearing a mask.

[Brad Simpson (bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social) @bradleyrsimpson]

Before I die, I would love to see a presidential candidate announce that the United States didn’t intend to militarily dominate the world forever.

[lorne micheals sworn enemy @gleehatesgirls]

bisan is still actively documenting the genocide she’s facing and saying she’s okay with death at this point on her instagram and yet 150+ rich fucking celebrities are worried about her receiving an emmy she can’t even attend given she’s surviving a fucking. genocide.