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These pretzels are making me thirsty

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear I’m wearing a bomb vest

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Every single day there are signs of the monumental events to come. The bears are assembling. The Grand Ursine Council, unconvened for millennia, is meeting again in its wild fastness. Nobody can stop what is about to unfold.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Bronny and Thanasis getting dinner in Shanghai next season

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

I spotted the djinn that was eluded me,,I fired. Grazing shot. I am following the trail of blood. I can hear it cry in terror through the trees. I will capture my prey. The secrets of the sands will become known to me

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Qoo @LuisDayo_]

😭 🇯🇵🇰🇷🇲🇽

#mundialdefútbol2026

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

BREAKING: #Brazil has won FULL CUSTODY of Hatsune Miku… #FIFAWorldCup

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

This world cup might genuinely have the greatest meme collection ever😭😭

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

at least we’ll always have this

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

He constantly impresses me

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t care + didn’t ask + beaver aerodynamics

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

*Don Ramón japonés no existe*

Don Ramón japonés 🇯🇵:

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This is actually the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[🕸️ @recreatings]

nigga LMAOOO