Honathan J. Patchback, PhD

I do sports, it’s as simple as that

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Love island. You rock. Do your thing.

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

New unbiased rankings (assuming health):

1. Knicks
1.5 Sixers
2. Pistons
3. Orlando
4. Celtics

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

I’m still thinking about OG Anunoby’s tip

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Sprinkle burrito! Get this guy out of here!

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

So many Scotts. I love it.

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

No hash browns in the $6 meal deal anymore. What have we come to as a society.

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Where did all the school busses come from???

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Never a doubt (lots of doubts)

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Now I’m starting to wonder if these folks are even British

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

When beans on toast is your reference point, even sonic will blow your mind

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Wow. #EthicalHoopsMakeMeTearUp

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

My second child will be Joshua James Hart

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

My child will be named brunsonOGkarllandrydeuce

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

I’m getting old. Woke up with my hammy a little tight, genuinely nervous I’m going to end my career on the pitch tonight

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

At least they have each other #friendship #MyDawgsWillDream

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

My grandmother asked me today who the guy was who was married to Giselle…

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Celtics fans complaining about Knicks easy road while they lost to aforementioned “easy road”

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

OG possibly injured… Celtics fans I know how you guys felt last year :(

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

Josh Hart on Kelly Oubre saying that Brunson has a big head: "I feel like that's something that's very well documented."

[Honathan J. Patchback, PhD @hjpatchback]

Celtics are actually the MOST fouled team in the league. There is a CONSPIRACY against them.