HJ Preller

Harold James Preller. RIP @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Twitter that's sweeping #PadresTwitter. Not the actual Padres tweeting dick jokes!

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

I know I made this ask last year, I need to make another. The Odyssey of the Mind team I coach qualified for World Finals AGAIN & are raising funds to make sure everyone can travel/compete. Think of all the completely free & ad-free content over the years https://t.co/wFLw6rv62C

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

@HJPreller 👀

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE EPISODE! The pals mourn the loss of Don Tricker, wonder how the Padres are winning, and welcome two guest voice mails! Wow completely free and ad-free! https://t.co/WwC7C0US91

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

If it drops another 90%, @HJPreller's dream may come true.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The pals discuss the slow roll of the team selling, AJ’s lateral moves, and Daygo Vibes checks in. https://t.co/GAxGBMbt7X

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Actually he doesn’t need to kneel, he can just stand

[tom. @TeeOhEmm]

Someone get Braden some knee pads while hes down there sucking off John Seidler.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Greup: For all those wondering, these are my daughters. We share no blood but they are my life. They came from Cuba (legally, of course) six years ago. I am so proud of them and raising them has been the best, most rewarding thing I’ve done in my life.

[97.3 The Fan @973TheFanSD]

.@erikgreupner shopping with some happy students:

[Bobby Cressey @Bobbycressey]

@MiserableSDFan switch Hugh Darvish and Craig Stammen’s roles to keep his back healthy? I feel like he would be electric out of the pen and we’ve seen Stammen be nails starting games when it mattered most

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

NEW GWYNNTELLIGENCE PODCAST! The Pals welcome @johnmgennaro from @Section1904
to break down Mike Shildt (incompetent boob) "retiring". We also float a theory that our beloved Woods asking too many mean questions of Shildt in August was the final straw https://t.co/ko2JVua0oK

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

@PatrickDailey @crazycharisma Ready to go to battle over this

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

all these minor league openings in the org and cody decker still cant get a call

[Eno Sarris @enosarris]

The BAT X projection courtesy @DerekCarty

Elias Diaz: 85 wRC+, positive defense
Freddy Fermin: 79 wRC+, virtually same defense

[Josh @Notorious_L_I_B]

This haul for Fermin should’ve been used to obtain Sean Murphy a month ago but our cheap ass new owner John Seidler won’t spend and is not willing to pickup payroll. Frustrating.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

I really want to hear a Mason Miller trade analysis from the guy that derived pleasure from offering gift cards to girls on twitter to make fun of his tremendously small dong

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

Oh hey it’s the small penis humiliation guy!

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

@thestevenwoods @brownsonjacob2 He sprained his UCL when trying to be a starter because his arm action is so violent. That’s why he’s a closer.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

“Hudson Potts will be fine, development isn’t linear!”

[The Kept Faith @thekeptfaith]

Think about how many times “I kinda like Torrens” was said on Padres Podcasts…

[The Kept Faith @thekeptfaith]

Think about how many times “I kinda like Torrens” was said on Padres Podcasts…

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

lol “no setbacks”

[Kyle Glaser @KyleAGlaser]

Prospect news: Padres C Ethan Salas' stress fracture in his back is healing more slowly than initially hoped and he has no set timeline to return, per team officials. No setbacks, just slow healing. He's catching off the machine and working out, but no rotational movements.

[HJ Preller @HJPreller]

All class as always by Woodsy

[Woods @thestevenwoods]

After reflecting on this, I just hope Dave gets the help he needs. This is, what, the second Padres manager he’s put his hands on? He’s an out of control little league Dad at this point. You can see it. The anger, the lack of accountability. All of it. Hope he gets help 🙏

[Padres Erotica @PadresErotica]

Mike Shildt is the Andy Green that fucks.