jack

[jack @HJS742]

@Recursion_Agent

[jack @HJS742]

@denisleary if somehow this tweet makes it your way please PLEASE narrarte this

[bone @boneGPT]

"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything"

You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition.

One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them.

A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math?

"Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up.

My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes.

"The social disruption will be enormous!"

Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach.

Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already?

A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up.

Accelerate.

[jack @HJS742]

@boneGPT @denisleary please narrate this. Thanks in advance

[Mark Satter @marksatter]

🚨🚨SCOOP: A shipment of F-35 fighter jet parts was rerouted to Hong Kong this summer — then vanished.

Congress and DOD are investigating, amid the possibility that China may now have access to the highly-classified program.

W/ @audrey_decker9

https://t.co/u5Ip309Ke9

[jack @HJS742]

@MaddiesHotTake @benshapiro @mattxiv @HannahEinbinder Sechel is hebrew, you ignorant fuck.
the simple fact that you chose Yiddish instead of Hebrew gives away the entire game

[jack @HJS742]

Make it happy!
@ogafroman

[jack @HJS742]

@redsteeze

[jack @HJS742]

@dawestheband @WilliamShatner Look. It's the dawes glacier from my ship!

[jack @HJS742]

@Polymarket You might even say..... FUCK CANCER

[jack @HJS742]

@dawestheband So you're saying that all my favorite band isn't staying together?

[jack @HJS742]

@elonmusk ,nice!

[jack @HJS742]

@HilzFuld You're truly unbelievable
Like absolutely 0 scruples. Just whichever the wind blows

[jack @HJS742]

@MOSSADil Jfc you ppl. This is LITERALLY his fucking MO. His whole life. Always and everyone.

[jack @HJS742]

@CBHeresy Smoke that copium

[jack @HJS742]

@HilzFuld This is YOUR fault. YOU did this against your own better knowledge. The world told you this would happen. History told you this would happen and still you built him up like a golden idol. Reap what you sow

[jack @HJS742]

@HilzFuld Lmao! And you dipshits didn't see this coming for years. You're a genius.

[jack @HJS742]

@Oreo an ENTIRE row of cookies has the bottom cookie inverted where the "oreo" writing is on the inside. this seems like at least a 100M$ lawsuit to me. please advise

[jack @HJS742]

@ZachLewis3187 to be fair "operation Matanot L'Evyonim" is prob more appropriate

[jack @HJS742]

@TMFanSupport Yea I did all that and still nothing

[jack @HJS742]

@TMFanSupport my account has been stuck at this for over an hour now. what can i do to clear it? i have already tried clearing cache, another device, another network. this is linked to my account