henry

Tottenham Hotspur. Raiders. All you man are my youngers.

[henry @hjsbaker]

O captain, my captain

[henry @hjsbaker]

@TegoSigel I’ve seen the pattern in a lot of athletes tbh. Michael Owen is another one who comes to mind with his infamous “I don’t watch movies” line.

[henry @hjsbaker]

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[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[henry @hjsbaker]

@alhan David Rodigan you know. A true goat

[henry @hjsbaker]

@Zelda_thfc @Billie_T LMAO this is the perfect response. I loved that that whole Joe Lycett segment

[henry @hjsbaker]

Katt Williams is a genius, honestly. Underrated if anything.

[ethical hater @frostedtakes_]

Katt Williams really woke af but camouflages it with a laugh

[henry @hjsbaker]

but look, we should be pushing the boat out for alex scott. its just an absurd no brainer. so if we let any opportunity slip it'll be a joke

[Michael Hamilton COYS 🇯🇲 @NLAHamilton]

Typical transfer window. A random account links us to Alex Scott, people get excited, he signs elsewhere, and the fanbase melts down over a player we were never signing in the first place

[henry @hjsbaker]

Jason Ayto come on down

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: If referee calls had been correct, the Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to our analysis of key match decisions. https://t.co/FSWGZMMBRL

[henry @hjsbaker]

10m? Is that a typo?

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

🔵 Everton are pursuing Hayden Hackney and he would keen on a move that would cost in the region of £10m; David Moyes has made it clear his club must show ambition this summer to keep progressing
✏️ First published on Tuesday...

https://t.co/mrRaLUSnRO

[henry @hjsbaker]

@ShelleyJ1409 I reported for impersonation the day it happened, so hopefully that led to the ban

[Benny and the Gesserits @ChiTownSpurs]

@Billie_T Me when the most promising elected politician in the last decade makes fun of my football club

[henry @hjsbaker]

@TegoSigel we should definitely be scared lol. still, id rather pay 40-60 for sav than 30-40 for summerville

[henry @hjsbaker]

lol poet burning bridges with Alhan will be his biggest mistake, he’s running out of friends

[Alhan Gençay @alhan]

Culture Vulture

[henry @hjsbaker]

@SashaBK Yeah same here for Spurs. Never in my life would you catch me praising ENIC. We could win the treble and I wouldn’t do it.

[henry @hjsbaker]

@SashaBK It’s more embarrassing for Matt as well considering his politics. He’s made a habit of it.

[henry @hjsbaker]

@mattzarb Donated 1 million to Donald Trumps inaugural committee. Swell guys

[henry @hjsbaker]

lol yo. we let Tommy Robinson host multiple rallies and Elon Musk speak at them. but we’ve banned Hasan lmfao

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the uk has revoked my visa as well. all at the behest of israel. the west is betraying "liberal values" for a genocidal fascist foreign government. soon we will all become israel.

[henry @hjsbaker]

sorry, obviously my inherent cynicism just adds these words everywhere