Hannah

I’m a cool mom.

[Hannah @hkbratch]

I’ve watched enough true crime to know better than to yell at my neighbor to stop letting her dog shit in our yard, but I did it anyway 😅🥴

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@theestallion @CashApp $hkbratch

[Hannah @hkbratch]

It’s mind blowing how unwilling some people are to grow up 🤯

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Enter password
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Reset password
New password can't be old password

[Spencer Greenhalgh @that_greenhalgh]

OKAY BUT DID YALL HEAR THAT STAIND IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER???????? OR ARE YALL TOO SHELTERED TO KNOW WHO THAT IS

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Hannah @hkbratch]

I wish Colson knew how happy it makes my heart when he cuddles up to me while he’s asleep. 🥺🥰

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@womenshumor @Actuallyktjoe FOR GRANTED

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Hear me out, Google.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me: *has so much to do and not enough time in the day to do it*

Also me: “I feel like I deserve a nap”

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sounds about right.

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@JaBeth89 I do what I can 😂 you might need to adjust the temperature and bake time based on your oven and how you like your eggs!

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@JaBeth89 No water! Just put an egg in each muffin spot

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@JaBeth89 Use a muffin pan and cook them on 350 for 30 minutes then put them in an ice bath for 5-10 minutes!

[Hannah @hkbratch]

@JaBeth89 Have you tried doing them in the oven?