Hannah Feldman

I got my father's hair and my mother's poor circulation.

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

Can’t wait to see what @PLMatchCentre has to say about unwanted sexual contact on the pitch.

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

The official tag for @Arsenal v @Wolves is actually genuinely truly fully not a joke arsehole. At least someone noticed Mosquera’s literal sexual assault on the pitch #ARSWOL. @FA_PGMOL @PFA y’all up? That an appropriate work environment?

[Steve Skrovan @skrocentral]

Learned a new word today; "anocracy," which is where political scientists put the US today defined as - somewhere between authoritarianism and democracy.
Personally, I prefer the word "taint-ocracy."

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@Huck1995 @JonSiebels @Eve6 @David_Feldman_ Also i totally saw monsters are waiting in la back in the day. love the so-cal alt rock> baby socialist pipeline

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@Huck1995 @JonSiebels @Eve6 @David_Feldman_ The interview will air at 8pm ET!

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

Frankly i'm ashamed i didn't come up with this.

[Rena Hundert @RENAHUNDERT]

He’s probably in Limbaugh

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

we lost a good one today-- rest in power rush limbaugh's cancer #restinpiss the rest of him

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

look, rush limbaugh wasn’t a good dude but we should still be respectful and mourn the fact that he didn’t die a second time in an even worse way

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

I’m voting for LA BRUJA as #bestoflesff in the @lesfilmfestival! #stunning

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

Why no I never noticed I have a tattoo sir DONT #BATEMANSPLAIN MY ARM TO ME

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

John cena ended his engagement? His heart must be (wwe Monday night) RAW

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@NYCTSubway what’s up with the delay on the c line? Waiting at 155th for a downtown train for almost half an hour

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@minirachel That this is us ep got me tearing up too

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

#ThisIsUs https://t.co/cskDwnyZKY

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

This Is Us has a countdown clock. There is also a countdown clock to Nuclear annhilation. 2 minutes to midnight.

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

Bro looks like Melania’s double from that one speech #tombradyisnotmyflotus #melaniaisalsonotmyflotus https://t.co/hCs1lAd9RR

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

MVP in the house. #GoPats

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@minirachel

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

@VitruvianMonkey @ianmcclellland @OwsWills @MKPinNYC @MaraWilson @Scaramucci 😂💀😂

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

🎶boundaries feel good even when my vagina doesnt🎶 (me cancelling plans bc of a yeast infection, also maybe lyrics on @CW_CrazyXGF )

[Hannah Feldman @hkfeldman]

If I'm late, it's because I had to put a mezuzah on all the doors of this A train #mta #finaldestination https://t.co/7zbTq3tc33

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Human Error: MTA Says A Train Derailment Caused By 'Improperly Secured' Rail On Trackbed https://t.co/8vGW2XJW8a