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Five raccoons in a trench coat trying to sneak into the dump.

[MelanieCosmicfox.bsky.social @M9Scarlett]

GTA V is a game that’s so realistic only someone as affluent as Elon Musk could ever do the things that the pathological protagonists do.

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@ActualCorn Are you on Mastodon?

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@AriDrennen Are you on Mastodon?

[Plex Dave - "The Only Good Shitlib" @mistahbuhau]

People are dead because of the literal exact rhetoric in this post.

Maybe, just for once, Matt, you could try shutting your fool mouth.

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@elonmusk @SenMarkey @washingtonpost So basically you’re admitting that you don’t come to Twitter for information, you come for a show.

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@mistahbuhau @EPlexGoodWife @apostolicus Yes, sexism in general is not welcome.

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@Dom_3311 @NickAdamsinUSA Real men do a soldier crawl wherever they go.

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@JaclynPMoore That’s sad, because you are cute in that photo, and those goobs can’t get past their own bigotry to see it. Just remember that they are the minority. On Twitter and in reality.

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@truthorange I have personal experience with this. I used to vape when I felt super stressed. Then I stopped vaping, and I stopped feeling super stressed all the time. I still get super stressed once in a while, but it’s no longer a daily occurrence.

[Plex Dave - "The Only Good Shitlib" @mistahbuhau]

IT BLINKED AGAIN

@hkperrin circa November 2022

https://t.co/DO8n8coS4l

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@drmistercody Cody, do you have a Mastodon account?

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@mistahbuhau I’m super beta then. My wife seems to like me spending time with her though.

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@CaseyDeSantis "For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect."

- Matthew 24:24

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I can’t believe my $800 @PioneerUSA car stereo only lasted 3 years because Pioneer ships it with crappy SD cards that are well known to fail, and provides no support when they inevitably do. Don’t ever buy a Pioneer stereo.

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The title of an erotic cook book?

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Shades of #beeeef

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I’m getting married today! I 3D printed maze puzzle boxes for the guests. Our wedding colors are pink and gold. :)

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@SilenceBirdie Mindy Kaling, to her credit, did unlike the tweet and liked Jenn’s tweet.

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@PDummys @GeorgeTakei The word is ableism.