Hannah Greene

Mom life. Design life. And occasionally the Bachelor.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

@MJFromEarth @bachelordata ! https://t.co/bmBw2blLEt

[nate parrott @nateparrott]

**apple designer laughs maniacally**

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

I dare you to think of a better email than a cancelled meeting invite.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

It’s finally happening. #TheBachelorette

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

Husband: Have you seen [object]?

Me: Have you looked [where object belongs]?

Him: No.

Me:

Him: Oh! Yeah. Here it is.

Repeat daily. Also works with toddlers.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

@eeemiil @tommoor Figma hands down. There’s a learning curve for handling groups vs ‘frames’ and components, but figma is far superior in many ways.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

If you don’t make cookies at 9:30 at night are you even pregnant?

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

Pregnancy milestones they don’t talk about:

When turning sideways to slip through somewhere no longer applies.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

When you’re feeling so defeated you can’t even defend your private chocolate stash from a child, you know it’s rough.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

Currently using my @Starbucks star rewards to get my husband the occasional pastry. It seems to buy his silence about the small car payment I spend there every month.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

@iamharaldur ZoCo Design is hiring a designer and account manager in Columbus, Ohio!
https://t.co/c02Kr8pqGD

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

@AmyCesal THANK YOU. I’m definitely sharing with my team! I’ve always wanted to include data vis rules in our brand guidelines and this is the perfect reference 💯

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

@evergreendata Preach!! Can you do an article like this on word clouds please? They kill me a little on the inside.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

This summer blows let’s just start pumpkin spicing now

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

If you don’t put potato chips on your deli sandwich do you even understand culinary excellence?

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

Been working on my patience.

For example: letting the microwave run all the way to 0.

#progress

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

Me, watching Star Wars

4: Who’s that?

Me: It’s a storm trooper!

4, very matter of factly: Yeah, he only comes out when it rains.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

My husband taught 4 to tell me “not all mommies are as pretty as you” and damn it if that isn’t exactly what I needed to hear today.

[Hannah Greene @hkruser]

The only way for me to get my 4yo to eat his dinner is to make dessert and lord it over him so what I’m saying is I now have dessert after every meal.