Herschel K. Stroganoff

Worst-selling author of comedic #SciFi, The Herc Braveman Adventures. Dreamweaver, soothsayer, indoor enthusiast, irony slinger, satirist. He/Herc

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Since my wife left me, my life is spent eating salt and pepper chicken wings, listening to wrestling podcasts, watching German pornography, and writing sci-fi.
That reminds me, I still need to find out who won this year's Royal Rumble... And write sci-fi... #YOLO #happy

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

The Native Princess opened a door and went into a room. In the middle of the room was a P. L. O. T. device. “This is the P. L. O. T. device,” she said, gesturing towards the P. L. O. T. device in the centre of the room. “I didn't expect it to look like t… https://t.co/hfmXljCTr4

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“Peopl get offended. That’s just life. Don’t like it? Tough.” - Herc Braveman and the Hitler Death Sex Party.

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“The P. L. O. T. device looks find and dandy to me,” M-ArtIn said. “You mean fine and dandy?” asked Herc. “Yes, there must have been a typo in my space circuits,” M-ArtIn said, making a completely unreadable gesture with his robotic hands. “Do these typo… https://t.co/WJHNKQjq2x

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Herc pressed the button to the right of Hogarth's front door. “Ding dong,” said the doorbell, tunefully. Herc loved a good doorbell. https://t.co/WJHNKQjq2x #scifi

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

The Native Princess opened a door and went into a room. In the middle of the room was a P. L. O. T. device. “This is the P. L. O. T. device,” she said, gesturing towards the P. L. O. T. device in the centre of the room. “I didn't expect it to look like t… https://t.co/WJHNKQjq2x

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“Peopl get offended. That’s just life. Don’t like it? Tough.” - Herc Braveman and the Hitler Death Sex Party.

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“The P. L. O. T. device looks find and dandy to me,” M-ArtIn said. “You mean fine and dandy?” asked Herc. “Yes, there must have been a typo in my space circuits,” M-ArtIn said, making a completely unreadable gesture with his robotic hands. “Do these typo… https://t.co/pjemNWCrlU

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Herc pressed the button to the right of Hogarth's front door. “Ding dong,” said the doorbell, tunefully. Herc loved a good doorbell. https://t.co/pjemNWCrlU #scifi

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

The Native Princess opened a door and went into a room. In the middle of the room was a P. L. O. T. device. “This is the P. L. O. T. device,” she said, gesturing towards the P. L. O. T. device in the centre of the room. “I didn't expect it to look like t… https://t.co/pjemNWCrlU

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“Peopl get offended. That’s just life. Don’t like it? Tough.” - Herc Braveman and the Hitler Death Sex Party.

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“The P. L. O. T. device looks find and dandy to me,” M-ArtIn said. “You mean fine and dandy?” asked Herc. “Yes, there must have been a typo in my space circuits,” M-ArtIn said, making a completely unreadable gesture with his robotic hands. “Do these typo… https://t.co/aPqEOJFXlk

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Herc pressed the button to the right of Hogarth's front door. “Ding dong,” said the doorbell, tunefully. Herc loved a good doorbell. https://t.co/aPqEOJFXlk #scifi

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

The Native Princess opened a door and went into a room. In the middle of the room was a P. L. O. T. device. “This is the P. L. O. T. device,” she said, gesturing towards the P. L. O. T. device in the centre of the room. “I didn't expect it to look like t… https://t.co/aPqEOJFXlk

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“Peopl get offended. That’s just life. Don’t like it? Tough.” - Herc Braveman and the Hitler Death Sex Party.

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“The P. L. O. T. device looks find and dandy to me,” M-ArtIn said. “You mean fine and dandy?” asked Herc. “Yes, there must have been a typo in my space circuits,” M-ArtIn said, making a completely unreadable gesture with his robotic hands. “Do these typo… https://t.co/l8dvywJTeA

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Herc pressed the button to the right of Hogarth's front door. “Ding dong,” said the doorbell, tunefully. Herc loved a good doorbell. https://t.co/l8dvywJTeA #scifi

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

The Native Princess opened a door and went into a room. In the middle of the room was a P. L. O. T. device. “This is the P. L. O. T. device,” she said, gesturing towards the P. L. O. T. device in the centre of the room. “I didn't expect it to look like t… https://t.co/l8dvywJTeA

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“Peopl get offended. That’s just life. Don’t like it? Tough.” - Herc Braveman and the Hitler Death Sex Party.

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

“The P. L. O. T. device looks find and dandy to me,” M-ArtIn said. “You mean fine and dandy?” asked Herc. “Yes, there must have been a typo in my space circuits,” M-ArtIn said, making a completely unreadable gesture with his robotic hands. “Do these typo… https://t.co/8zLXDKxqGd

[Herschel K. Stroganoff @hkstroganoff]

Herc pressed the button to the right of Hogarth's front door. “Ding dong,” said the doorbell, tunefully. Herc loved a good doorbell. https://t.co/8zLXDKxqGd #scifi