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i put the vag in savage

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quick witted and big tit’ed.

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i always forget about twitter.

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“i just doordashed plan b”

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@brooke_a_nook same boat girlie. hope things get better for you💖

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@martindylan3 such a dumb name

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i told the psychic i saw before i left new york how i have commitment issues and she told me she doesn’t see me growing out of that. great.

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@CodyyC31 i don’t really understand getting married tbh lmao

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is it weird to anyone else that people literally get married at plantations in louisiana? like…

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anytime i call my dad and ask how the house is, how his shed is, or if he’s had band practice…he gets so excited. it really is the little things that make that man happy.

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update: i mustered up the courage and looked out the window. looks like all my car tires are still there💃🏼🤘🏼

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i wish y’all could understand how unsafe i feel at this hotel rn. i just hope no one steals my tires or some shit lol

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never fails. i always slice my thumb open on the metal of a wine bottle.

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tongue rings and eyebrow rings give me the heebie jeebies

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the place that i live… they blocked pornhub…. and they wonder why i’m leaving.

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@chris_manzo your “cajun” voice cracks me up lmaooo

signed
an actual cajun girl😂

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stfu.

[Naked Numerology ® @OneLuckyGirl_28]

Zodiac signs destined to get married in 2022:

Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Scorpio
Pisces

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i think i’ve applied to every medspa in salt lake city bc i want free botox😫😂

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the second i think “okay, this guy isn’t 100% awful”, they ruin it.

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oh lawd yes. the chef made some pepper jelly😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@martindylan3 lmaooo i don’t eat steak buuuut i ain’t catholic lol🤘🏼🤘🏼

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i didn’t even realize it was lent lmao. i kept asking the members why they didn’t order the steak😫😂