Heather Langlois Fanguy

the world is your oyster. make lemonade.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

DECENCY is on the ballot. Right?

Lyrics before Kamala Harris enters a rally:
"Any ni**a I let hit is still attached... but you know this p*ssy fat."

Lyrics before Donald Trump enters a rally:
"I’m Proud to be an American where at least I know I'm Free."

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Donald Trump took a bullet for this country.

If you're voting for anyone else, you can go fuck yourself. That's where I'm at.

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

If only my sweet angel baby boy would stop ramming his 97th percentile head into my bladder 🥰

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

There is a large chance I just had a total meltdown bc target didn’t have the baby monitor I wanted in stock at the store, which was ONLY to be fixed by a frozen coke from Burger King. I am. Pregnant. Af.

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

Miley’s a bad bitch for that. Idc.
Go girl 👊🏻

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

Y’all really wake up at the ass crack of dawn and get physical with people for 7 dollars off your favorite bath towels for Black Friday, y’all are so wild

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

@dlinah_14 😩😩😩😩

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

And in the second trimester my child has chosen to violently reject, of all things in the world, tacos 😞

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

I need to go to the chiropractor and have him put in some WORK

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

But Heather why are you crying over the elephant commercial

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

Got to see my little baby wiggling all over the place on ultrasound today and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen 🥹

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

I’m cooking chicken stew which honestly is my favorite activity

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

I see people with long hair and want to punch myself in the nose for cutting mine off. It is a vicious cycle.

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

Stayed out at the bar til 12:30 last night. Fell asleep at 6:30 tonight. I call it ✨old✨
Balance

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

My whole life revolves around nap time

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

I want to know the rationale behind CFA coming take your order when you’re 12 cars deep and bringing it to you when you’re 6 cars deep and have to stay stuck in the line 🤔

[SeffSaid @SeffSaid]

"Once you see results, it becomes an addiction."

[Mind Haste ⚡️ @MindHaste]

You can solve a lot of problems by reacting less.

[Wealth Director @wealth_director]

You teach people how to treat you by what you accept.

[Heather Langlois Fanguy @hlanglois28]

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