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@latimes "Straight Grinder." Ain't no such thing.

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@rustyrockets What Russell tells his penis every morning

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@vulture Absolutely, without reservation, can say that I do not give a flying fuck what happened at their wedding.

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@GlobeEyeNews This is not a real news site.

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@EWagmeister When did you take that video? Was it an hour ago or is this happening now? I live right by there and I cant get much info.

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@SykesCharlie Okay, so that makes Trump Jabba the Hut?

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@DavidPepper Marjorie Taylor Green is totally gonna be the Ambassador to the United Nations, isn't she?

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I loved it when Democrats were doing this too, ie JD gets freaky with couches and Trump was farting incessantly while sitting/sleeping through his fraud trial. Let’s get back on this. 23 DAYS LEFT.

[Dan Cluchey @dancluchey]

Once the Trump campaign realized there was nothing he could say that our press wouldn't ignore or smooth over, there was nothing holding them back from an all-lies approach. The refs fell asleep, so one of the teams started carrying knives onto the field for every play.

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@hankgreen CA - he dated Kimberly Guilfoyle

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@Mister_Sister @ReignOfApril @ring No need to wire if you’re using a battery. Just make sure to charge it until it’s fully charged.

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@ReignOfApril @ring The only hard thing was mounting the doorbell on the stucco wall. We didn’t have the right drill bit to do it! Everything else was fairly easy.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

The guy eating ice cream is so relatable at this point.

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@yashar Beware Republican white boys, Captain Kid Pontoon is coming for you!

[Beep🇺🇸 @fiercefreckled]

The talented Trump impersonator Sarah Cooper is BACK! It’s a masterful performance where Donald decides his fate — “do I get electrocuted or eaten by the shark”.

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@meganamram COMMITMENT TO THE BIT 101

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

1/3. This past Friday, 22 March, a horrifying terrorist attack took place in Crocus City Hall in Moscow. Islamic State plausibly claimed responsibility. Then Russian propaganda began to spin the story in the direction preferred by the Kremlin.
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[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"Of course, I'm familiar with the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Lemon. We had a brief, but torrid affair in 2005 after I stole her away from Clive Owen mid-conversation during a St. Crispin's Day party aboard Sir Richard Branson's megayacht. Obviously, nobody knew I was Catholic."

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@pennystackhouse Best answer ever.

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@laynemorgan Sending you lots of love, Layne.