𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

You are not a real one unless you recognize these

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

got banned from tinder but twitter gave my account back

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

someone needs to explain to me why Twitter gave my account back, but I can only login online,it won’t let me sign in through the app🙃

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

whoever’s out there sending me my ex sliding into dms, I’m glad ur lookin out but they can have em

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

plez

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

idk who needs to hear this but if ther r cars cuttin up around u, jus drive normally

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

I be needing a bowl with my joint

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

if you dont take the moat u gotta take the boat

[no name @nonamebrands]

the pineapple is going to be fine

[fleshlight @Fleshlight]

plant BASED🌱

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

I swear Ive had twitter for YEARS and still dk how to use it

[cally @callybloxam]

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

rihanna for fenty parfum (new pic)

[The Satanic Temple @satanic_temple_]

Satanic Abortions are protected by Religious Liberty Laws
https://t.co/srEoiKhJ88

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

Dw I don’t hate u, I only hv enough energy to hate myself

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

when you try to take a 30 minute nap and wake up 4 hours later confused af

[𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hlburkee]

If I get married I don’t want no girl throwin flowers, I want someone to throw out money with my face printed on it