hleach

Ad Sales, Quarter Horse lover, Pembroke Welsh Corgi fan, soup eater (it's all I can afford.)

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In next 100 days we'll broadcast simple weight loss tips that everyone can do.
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Don't panic...just typing a few words to say that I'm off to lunch...it DID NOT in ANY WAY affect my PRODUCTIVITY to tweet.

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@AndriaAndCo Yes...Farm Town is wayyyy too much fun. I am adding you to my friends...that way we can exchange sheep.

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I sall over Brain's statement about "40 y/o men with ponytails". Ugh. Do they have mirrors???

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@brian_sack SIGN ME UP...I work in BOulder, CO and want them ALL to just GO AWAY.

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The next time someone throws out the phrase "Don't Judge Me", I'm punching them. In the neck.These people are usually the worst at judging

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Finds it odd that so many people take things so literally...what happened to having a sense of humor???

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@AndriaAndCo If you haven't read Jen Lancaster's books....you NEED to.

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I think I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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And NO....not the smoking kind. More like the pasture kind.

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Hoping that May showers will bring on June GRASS!!!!

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I find that I'd rather use "it makes me so mad I could shake a baby" vs the kick a puppy/kitten scenario...

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Xanax and wine...like Mardi Gras without the humidity. (From a text I sent to a friend on Saturday night...)

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I wonder if her middle name is Joy. Then she could be Mary J. Wanna. #namefail

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OK...I just saw the worst name ever. Mary Wanna. This is a TRUE name. Who would name their kid that????

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OOPS...sorry Ario...and Ario, too.

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Counting my blessings for being a horse person. Thanks to Candy, Bill, Bo, Chloe, and Twitch for being such good sports.

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Oops...I guess it's spelled "Kris"...I thought that was more feminine?

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Have I voiced my displeasure about the whole American Idol thing enough???

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Not that Chris isn't good...he's just not DANNY good. I heart Danny...