first good weather week in Chicago and i have been outside Every Day and spent like $1000 maybe i need winter back please don’t ask me to do anything from now until next weekend
apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres
why do babies have fingernails but not properly functioning digestive systems? if i was optimizing i would min razor claws and max ability to fart independently.
Every 30 minutes there’s a little guy in my head who goes “hey man, this whole city thing is a bit much. shouldn’t we get back to the forests and the creeks and the hills you grew up in?” and every 30 minutes i euthanize him with chemicals from a bodega