Lezlie

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

Completely remodeling our bathroom and my man strategically placed an outlet near the toilet in case his phone was dead and he had to poop. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

I love crunchy. I grow my own food, don’t feed my kids processed shit/avoid food dyes, use holistic treatments for things before modern medicine, make soap, and I could go on and on. BUT ONE THING THAT I CANNOT WITH IS THE AMBER TEETHING NECKLACES. THEY ARE NOT SAFE.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@KaitlynMarie349 You deserved so much better. One of the greatest people I’ve met. I’m so sorry you went through that. So happy you’ve found someone who treats you well🤍

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

Claussen pickles are the superior pickle and nobody can tell me shit about it.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother Who tf is your doctor? 🥴 don’t go back. Lmao this is why people hate doctors.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@KaitlynMarie349 Always rooting for you girl, even from afar!

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother Then spread plain cream cheese on your toasted bagel and then put on your turkey and melted cheese, voila! They’re sooo good!

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother Got you on the bragel! I craved them so bad when I was pregnant I started making them at home. But good everything bagels and toast them, while they’re toasting out some sliced turkey in a pan and heat both sides. Then put a slice or 2 of havarti cheese and melt it on the turkey

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother You can literally never mess those up, only makes things better!

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

One thing we’re not going to do is shame the people who started at the gym for a New Year’s resolution. Idgaf if it’s annoying or inconvenient for the gym regulars. Stfu and be happy that people got the courage/motivation to try bettering themself.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

I’ve gotten a total of 3 hours of sleep total over the last 2 days. My entire family is sick af and I spent the night in the hospital with my infant. I’m all done.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

Stupid ass Covid always coming in hot when we have plans or the holidays. 🙄🙄

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother Aleena absolutely loves it there!

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@bermmother Is he going to Noah’s Ark?!

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

I never thought I’d be the one to have issues with my in laws and yet here I am lmao. 🥴

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

@OTHdiary Fine I’ll watch One Tree Hill again.🙄😍

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

Ahahaha it got worse, my Papa died today.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

How’s life going for everyone else? Because holy shit it’s just one thing after another over here. The other morning we woke up to at least 100 bees in our kitchen just to find out that there was a beehive over 2 ft long in our ceiling.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

How’s life going for everyone else? Because holy shit it’s just one thing after another over here. The other morning we woke up to at least 100 bees in our kitchen just to find out that there was a beehive over 2 ft long in our ceiling.

[Lezlie @hlezlie]

I started making homemade goat’s milk soap, so hmu on Facebook or instagram if you want some!