Hli Seasoned

Aspiring comedian. I like to hang my purse on my head so I can eat freely with my hands. #mucheguche #foodie

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what is this YOUTUBE? stop judging me for not letting my playlist run through! - DAE feel this way?

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Went to get new library card. Librarian gives me the app brochure in Spanish. I’m not Latina ma’am.

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Watching Supernatural in Spanish is a whole OTHER experience. #supernatural #spanish

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Why do I have flu thighs.

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I wanna be folded. Someone fold me.

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It wasn’t like I was gonna forget chu but now I’ll always remember you cause you’re the reason why my ankle got fucked. #nomolongdistancedick #localdicks #anklebroke

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Wow a black squirrel. I didn’t know they existed...

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I’m sad. Woo woo woo.

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@davidsocomedy Too tru

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Happy bday iOki! #LoL #iOki

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Im B1 bitches!!!!

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It's 2020 and I still dunno how to twitter. KAKAKA #sad #old #whatisthis

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Clean my way into forgetting you. #firstweekofabreakup #rafaelcasal #spokenpoetry #destress

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@blobyblo Where to!?

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Yeah. I know. I waited for yo ass to find the lease. https://t.co/22LwW9jj6z

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OFF I GO TO THE VOTING BOOTHS, MAKE A STAND MAKE A PLAY, WE'RE NOT IGNORING THE IMPACT OF WHAT HAS SURFACED IN THIS NATION, LET'S BRING THE FIGHT TO BURN UP ALL THE WORDS WE'D SAID WE'D CHANGE COME ON COME ON WE GOTTA KEEP ON KEEPING STRONG #VOTETHEMOUT

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D;

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Looking for a job.

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Omg. Todays just... Uhuh! #why!?

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https://t.co/7EWoNcQxE1 WAY too fucking accurate.

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Ohmy. XD Mamma Mia! #runningman350 #kjk #haha