Hannah Long

So let's dance when we're not supposed to be/
Can't stand when you're not close to me

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

So my mom asked if I heard the storm last night... I hadn't because I was asleep. She then proceeded to tell me that she came upstairs, got my dog, and went to basement.... Leaving me upstairs in my room blissfully unaware of the tornado in our town.

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

*in the car*
mom: "you can play your music but I don't want to listen to any wrap songs about f*cking b*tches and getting money"

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

Six years and one day ago @Caitlyncc_901 and I almost burned down my house for a science fair project

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

Actual conversation I was a part of:

Griffin: "isn't Wicked that show about Maleficent?"
Daniel: *pauses for a few seconds* "I think so, but then what is the movie Maleficent about?"

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

I miss my dogs

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

My dad: why doesn't Otto's Instagram have more followers? Is it because you don't post good pictures of him?

Me: ... No, I post great pictures of our dog

Dad: so you'll have to try nude pictures of him then?

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

@pirandamalmer If they're judging your main Spotify, they don't deserve to see your character Spotify.

[g r a c e m a u s t @GraceMaust]

Good morning to everyone except the bitches who thought that cramming a whole semester in 3 months without breaks would be ok.

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

Snakes could use a few more legs than they have.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Bread: *exists*

Jean Valjean:

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

idk who the f*ck convinced me I liked math, but they were wrong.

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Casual texts from home :) 🐶

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

Sometimes I want to know everyone who has ever had a crush on me and then sometimes I don't want to know that at all.

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

It just occurred to me that if Darth Vader ever wanted to sneak up on someone he would have to hold his breath...

So he'd just be around the next corner like /°•°\

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

I've built a blanket fort every day this week with the little boy I babysit and let me tell you, nothing is as wholesome as his excitement about drinking hot chocolate and reading books in the secret hideaway :)

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

@jonbellion This is probably the best news I've heard all week

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

@Em_long3 Was this about me?

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MSgt teaching JROTC: ROTC in college will not be fun and games

ROTC in college: *gives brief on our mascot named Beardet*

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

This is how my friend made my day

Me: I got blood taken, 2 shots, and a TB test today. I feel like a pin cushion.
My friend: at least you're a cute pin cushion ;)

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

Me: my dad got a honey bee hive
Maria: how do they make honey?
Me: they collect pollen, idk the rest of the process
Maria: do they like...take that pollen and then whisk it with their stingers?

[Hannah Long @hlong886]

I went downstairs to get a glass of water at 4am. I stepped on something, looked down, and realized it was a decently large wolf spider before it crawled away. Needless to say, I expect at least one Ron-Weasley's-biggest-fear dream tonight