Go to Wawa. Leave your car running. Grab a hoagie off the touch screen. Test the icee machine. Grab a double dutch chocolate milk. Tap MAC. Get a scratch off. Break down the Eagles o-line with the cashier. Add a cow tail and 2 soft pretzels to your order as you check out. Eat the hoagie on your car. Cause a fender bender when you pull out.
Mike Piazza was drafted dead last in the draft, and it was a favour for Tommy Lasorda. But yet, Ted Williams knew he was going to be great when he was 15. GOATS just know.