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president carter Young Money democrat…

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genuinely it should be illegal for men to wear sandals #putthoseaway

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Oura rings are ugly and i hate them

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Breaking my 5.5 week sobriety streak because the non alcoholic beer i ordered tasted bad

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Michael? Gay. Mike? Straight. I CANNOT name a straight Michael or gay Mike

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@Zoom @morgan_56 Excuses, excuses

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

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obsessed with saying good morning to my doormen at 2pm

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@tommy_parlay69 Good morning!🤍

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💬 creating a diagram of my enemies

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

Hell has 9 descending circles — each corresponding to how severe your sins are.

The deeper you go, the worse things get.

This 700-year-old poem guides you through it... (thread) 🧵

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Tea #MyXAnniversary

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love when bitches wear backless mules to the office. u look like a broke ass leprechaun

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Chewing with mouth open should be punishable by execution

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The @CitizenApp pinged me about sex offenders living in my area and won’t show their faces unless I buy the paid version? That’s pretty fucked😄 fear mongering ppl into paying for the “upgraded version” … no thanks

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@NotifyNYC @ConEdison Why isn’t there an update yet?

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Fat Fucking Rat. Your Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad.

They’ll Kill You

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@tommy_parlay69 RUHRUHRUHRUHRUH 🐀

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what is noah kaham

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Wish I had a bag of rotten tomatoes on me at all times to throw at ppl on motorized bikes in Manhattan

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Went shopping for cactus with my bf and he kept touching them and going “OW”…..??? At least 4 times

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