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it me, hly

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

just asked my grandad if he watched the moon landing and he said no cause u had to pay extra

[hly @hlywitt]

Been reminding people that there is no “foot” equivalent in the metric system for this exact reason ,,,, I know that sounds obvious but it also isn’t obvious

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

How do metric people talk about height? Just centimeters?

[hly @hlywitt]

How can anyone think humans are inherently bad when so many of us have pets and we get pets just because we have so much extra love and snuggles to give???

[hly @hlywitt]

@JossFong Why does @hankgreen also agree to protect short skirt/long jacket? Im not mad im just curious 👁👄👁

[hly @hlywitt]

@hankgreen Grateful for the journalism of @johnnywharris

[hly @hlywitt]

@JakeSucky @hannahkwitt

[hly @hlywitt]

@teagve Tried to get Denver tix but ppl are wild

[‘ @supnullpointer]

Having a childhood before social media took over is a blessing in disguise fr

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Dominico Lee @tejanico]

“You’re only 23? Omg you’re just a baby”

Okay then carry me!!! Pick me up!!! Hold me!!!

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

timothée chalamet sounds like the name of a very wealthy mouse

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

we’re headed into our THIRD COVID WINTER so we should get to cancel daylight savings as a treat

[corry 🛸 @notcorry]

sorry but a relationship isn’t real until you’ve promised the government and big sky man that you’ll always be together forever

[a🍊 @jysjeongie]

u dont understand im obsessed https://t.co/iAj8uMT7Su

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I cannot stand story plots that revolve around a misunderstanding that could easily be communicated omg please stop doing theeemmm

[hly @hlywitt]

Bon Appetit is like Barstool Sports for liberal arts kids