Peter Griffin

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

The kid I babysit looks at my phone background and goes "is that your dad?" No but he's my champagne papi

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

@monicacailee Always

[Rine @Memphis_Menace]

When y'all about to go out in the same romper.

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/vp8dCdU3Ou

[thotful @aqmillr]

@hm_feuer amazing https://t.co/tOu04KdoPI

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

I think someone too my grandmothers 's phone...

[lane @d_gilbride]

Last night I caught a mans friend taking a pic of him pointing a fork at haleys ass with his mouth open

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

Sweg just ordered a hot dog at brunch

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

@aqmillr Still giggling

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

@e_mcevoy13 I'm still so confused

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

I dead ass thought everyone's Instagram got hacked and posted a pic of that bathing suit so I changed my password 😂wtf was that

[The Hill @thehill]

Alex Jones: Ivanka Trump sounding a lot like Hillary Clinton https://t.co/9UIg9jcjcW

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

I can't make this shit up

[The Hill @thehill]

POLL: Most millennials would give Trump an "F" grade
https://t.co/bmw1am1Gn9

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

@sarahfenton1 😂😂😂

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

Ew you know you and your friends are getting old when you refer to going out as "hitting the town"

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. A less urban Aunt Jemima.

[Peter Griffin @hm_feuer]

Damn I really missed my friends......my entire apartment smells like a spray tan😂