definitelynotwineteeth

Lady servant to two cats. I also have a Roomba.

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

First of all, 2021, how goddamn dare you? #RIPBetty

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@jen_cam You found them!!!!

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

THANK YOU JESUS

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Bob Odenkirk is in stable condition after suffering a heart attack on the set of #BetterCallSaul https://t.co/iI4cBMsvQK

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@EAC_33 @MsRebeccaBlack What in the sideways fuck is this

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

Kinda lightheaded because I've been holding my breath for an hour. #derekchavintrial #guiltyascharged #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@tomandlorenzo I've been re-watching @archerfxx all day (for the 156th time) and this broke my heart. I always loved her voice in that show (and all of her other work).

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@EAC_33 @GroverCleveland My god it’s beautiful

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

This is what I keep telling people when they say “Oh it’s so cool you’re a lawyer!” No, the fuck it’s not.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/hVDfoVpxlR

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@jbillinson Just seeing a screenshot from that movie gives me anxiety

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

MADAM. VICE. PRESIDENT. #USA #BidenHarris2020 @KamalaHarris

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

Perfect #CountEveryVote #BidenHarris2020

[Andrew @TheRealAndrew_]

This will literally be the best thing you watch all day!!!

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@itsJeffTiedrich Dunce?

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@lancereddick Feel like that’s insulting to turds, but ok.

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@emmyrossum Have you.... not been doing that?

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@CJGrindall Holy shit, before I even read your tweet I heard it in Morgan Freeman’s voice too.

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@realDonaldTrump No dude, I already called dibs on PA for my cat.

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@Reuters

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

@realDonaldTrump *passed You dipshit.

[Eric Holder @EricHolder]

It’s too late to use the mails. Given Supreme Court rulings I urge everyone to now vote in person; early vote or use drop boxes. Protect your health but don’t let the Court and the deliberately crippled Postal Service deprive you of your most precious civil right. Plan your vote.

[definitelynotwineteeth @hmariec19]

Andrews Huston

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Madison Medford