I have been described as a man out of time. I use terms such as neat, spiffy, & whippersnapper with unabashed vigor. I'm also told that I'm quite humorous.
This seems like a good time to remind you that a black student in Mississippi is 2.5X more likely to read proficiently by 4th grade than if he or she lived in California. We would be happy to send one of our reading coaches to assist you, @GavinNewsom. Learning is a lifelong journey, and you might achieve some of the gains that our black fourth graders have.
Incidentally, one nice feature of increased literacy is that you do not have to fall back on vulgarity to seem passionate.
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Louisville received about four inches of snow, yet somehow every Honda Civic in the county has decided to reenact the Oregon Trail. Sir, your vehicle has died of… being a Honda Civic and now it’s in a ditch. A wrecker will be with you in 5 hours.
Dearest mother —
I am jubilant. Our unit was successful in defeating the Florida Tribe. What a magnificent moment for the men. Hard work, steadfast resolve, and, of course, Squirrel Oil, helped secure this victory. Please tell the hogs about this simply marvelous news.
— Andrew
Here is my last point on Kimmel. If Kimmel came on and apologized like this the day after his remarks he probably wouldn’t have been suspended. But by all accounts he wanted to double down. Again for the billionth time this isn’t a free speech issue. He works for Mickey Mouse on NETWORK TV. Nobody said he was going to jail. He was dealing with the consequences of making off color jokes about the murder of a guy who meant a ton to a ton of people and blamed it on the very people who love him the most before the body was even cold. So yeah there was outrage that Mickey had to deal with. Then the pendulum swung the other way and they put him back on air. Either way it was never a free speech issue. When you work for somebody else and you offend a ton of people you deal with the consequences. Him framing this as free speech is a joke.
RAF's chivalry has let the French prepare their air defences: British planes badly damaged on their return attack. One is being flown by a young British pilot named Roald Dahl.