Haley

Grilled cheese enthusiast

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

Home is where your dog is

[James @CaucasianJames]

girl i’m making s’mores text me tomorrow i need to focus

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

think Lil’ Wayne, but make it opera

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

therapist: & what do we say when we start feeling like this

me: im a bad bitch you cant kill me

therapist: no

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

Garlic bread is a hell of a drug

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

@lillyg424 Just found this again and it’s still gold

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

Extra toasted Cheez-Its are so important

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

The NEXT #LevelUp

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

@rhodyperform @twistedpizzaRI @ginnnnamarieee @amandamyers12 @_shannonlewis @pezzmachine This looks soo good 🍕🍕🍕 make sure you guys enter the giveaway!!!

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

My dog recognizes the sound of opening the cheese drawer better than his own name

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

Cereal is breakfast soup

[Haley @hmartwichuck]

@gynamarie2 You tell her 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 set her straight

[crusH 🍍 @urfavcrushh]

I was crying at this for an hour this morning! 😩😩😭!!

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 looks like.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

“uh this bug flew in my beer so I better get a free one” oh my deepest apologies sir that’s my fault. he’s a trainee. I’ll have a word with him, next time you’re drinking outside in the elements where the bugs are I’ll be sure to send him right into your fucking eye

[J A Y @jaylenprestonn]

*continuously tweets sad shit*
person: “you good?”
me: