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@thegoodgodabove And god said let there be no one else

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@imjustagrape3 Yummmnn

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@shanx0x0 Where and when??? See you there 😅

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@shanx0x0 Haha I’m glad I didn’t drink and got a room Friday-Monday at aly 💁🏼‍♀️

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Am I the only person that has “the will to live” listed on their shopping list…?

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The barista told me in the utmost concerned tone to “have a good rest of my day” after I ordered 4 caffeinated beverages in a vehicle alone…. Haha 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Window open. Fan on. Heated blanket. Why am I designed this way?

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@gingerbby_907 Also bartenders pet peeves

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I can’t do this communication nonstop every day to crickets. It’s driving me effing crazy. I’m relentlessly heartbroken and completely undone. It’s taking all my power to not seek further contact. I’m absolutely lost. #pleasesendhelp

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@prolepeach Wtf is a fondant potato? Is that a fake potato? An impression of a potato? #imsinglenow

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When you leave the baggie open in your purse pocket... weird flex, but ok baller

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@shanx0x0 #rosterlifebabe

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How do you tell someone you wanna fuck without telling them you wanna fuck?

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@shanx0x0 Happy birthday ladyyyy!! 😘😘💕🎂🎉

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@lzrdvckvch @shanx0x0 Same!

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@shanx0x0 That’s a power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 😹😹👌🏿

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@thegoodgodabove And god said let there be no one else

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@awisaweeda Welcome to my entire work life. Saturday, Sunday, Monday, &thursdays. Add whistling, shouting, hollering, & don’t forget whatever slogans each individual team has being screamed. #ineedadvil

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@shanx0x0 I got mine at the north face last year

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When “dick” autocorrects to “fuck”.... where’s the 🦆

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When you make plans to meet with your bestie after your “dick appointments”...