Hannah Dash

willing to design your mixtape album

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

I wish the Kardashians would have a press conference like sports teams do to answer all of these pregnancy questions

[Stephanie Farr @FarFarrAway]

I know there's technically no audience allowed at the presidential debate tonight, but someone needs to put the Phanatic and Gritty sitting dead center in the auditorium, facing the candidates, their wide eyes and unblinking, staring into the depth of their souls.

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

….can he answer one question….i don’t even think he can follow his own train of thought MY GOD

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Donald Trump talking about 9 month abortions and executing babies after birth should be ashamed of himself… an insult to women

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

And tbh… I know the girls were mean to Raquel on this girls trip. But I don’t feel bad kinda, because the only reason she probably WENT is bc Ariana was going BUT LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HER. YOUR SAFE SPACE #PumpRules

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Ariana is probs crying about her dog dying at home and you leave her FOR A GUYS NIGHT. I HATE THIS MAN. #PumpRules

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

You telling me… this man cheated… on Ariana… the week her dog died?! #PumpRules

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Why did I gasp when Rachel said she was gonna crash the boys night at the Mondrian 💀 #PumpRules

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

@Andy @MusicKillsKate @DannyPellegrino Danny - have you spoken to Ariana and how do you both feel about the creative ways fans have been editing Tom out of your book?

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

@Andy @MusicKillsKate @DannyPellegrino Hannah from Philly! Katie - when was the last time you spoke to Schwartz and how is your relationship now after the #Scandoval news broke out?

Also side note - I have always been a Katie fan even through the orange hair days! Capricorn girlies stick together ♑️

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Also did we all know YOU CAN WRITE COMMENTS BACK ON YELP REVIEWS?! Or am I just living under a rock

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Lol at me getting a lil lit and writing a Yelp review on Schwartz and Sandy’s last night 🙃

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator

my wife: what the fuck are you talking about

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

thank god im not a swiftie - I could barely handle this week without having to deal with Ticketmaster as my enemy

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

my rewatch of Big Little Lies is confirming my hate for Adam Scott

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

With Rinna and fake drunk Erika, I cannot get into #RHOBH this season

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

@Andy Hannah from Philly! To all the ladies, after Kathy’s dinner party, would you label Erika a bully? After seeing her speaking down to someone each season, wouldn’t that be considered a bully vs Garcelle who simply asked questions about someone’s life?

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

My bf JUST found out Kanye and Kim have 4 kids together and thought North was an only child….. someone come hold me back from hurting this man

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

@Andy Hannah from Philly: Dorit, is the real reason you went after Garcelle because she embarrassed you for your racist remarks at dinner?

[Hannah Dash @hmcdevvvv]

Kareem and I have been listening to Donda for so long that we started to speak only in Kanye lyrics