Dad jokes are ok but Mom Jokes are insisting that a squirrel she sees a lot is the mayor of the neighborhood and every time you talk she says "I saw the mayor today."
old people love to come up to you in public to tell you your baby is so cute and then whip around to say something like “enjoy them while they can’t talk!!” like a toddler with something wacky to say is somehow worse than an infant who routinely prevents me from sleeping