Helen 🌻

British Girl living in Canada. Endlessly fascinated by politics and politicians. Comedy aficionado. Currently calling Halifax home ❤️

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

If Nigel Farage is brought down by a man with a bin on his head I might actually feel proud to be British again.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The craziest thing about the price of Oil doubling in one week is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

As boards of peace go, this one's got off to a bad start.

[Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy @GyllKing]

Please note that Andrew Mountbatten was not arrested for harming & girls. He was arrested because he might have harmed profits.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Please remember one thing when Trump launches his attack on Iran:

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about going to war with Iran is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

We mourn your losses as we would our own

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

MAGA: Look at his luxurious clothes, tailored from the finest cloths.

Rest of the world: WTF? He's butt naked.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

✅

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

44 people who worked in senior roles in the first Trump admin came away from that experience warning about the dangers of a second Trump term, including the former Vice President. Why are you surprised by any of this?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm 44 and have no idea what is the difference between a verb, proverb and a noun. I could google it but lived this long without knowing so does it really matter?

[NUFC HQ @NUFC_HQ]

🕊️ He would be proud #nufc

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Toon Toon 🖤🤍arrrmyyyyyyyyy. Ah man. Did the Geordies deserve that or what 🖤🤍🖤🤍 That was fucking amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

All this because Melania decided to flirt with Trudeau.

[Baron Fitzwalter @baronfitzw]

@MilaLovesJoe Irregardless is not a word. Regardless is a word, meaning without regard, the suffix less negating the word regard. The prefix of ir would also imply without. By writing the non-word irregardless you are creating a double negative, which would cancel out and mean with regard to.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Game, set, match.

The only message that matters.

🇨🇦🇺🇦

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.