jayms

i literally do NOT care

[jayms @hmjayms]

FUCK THE LAW, FUCK THE PRESIDENT AND WHITE HOUSE. FUCK THE JURY, FUCK THE JUDGE IN THE NIGHTGOWN.

[liz @cinnaboat]

@swinkying

[jayms @hmjayms]

I asked for one day off so naturally I have to work every day for the rest of my life plus they get my firstborn

[Mr. SRT @TysBurnerAcc]

Apple need to stop worrying about how loud my music is playing

[Z @zalissastar]

how do all the people on my 600lb life
manage to all never be single

[kio @dg_kii1]

how i Feel posting myself

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[. @playboicurrryy]

i know im not trippin bruh

[solé @layxsnv]

Why tf Ibuprofen 800mg so damn big, sht feel like I'm swallowing a Air Force 1

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every card for Father’s Day being HEY YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC LET’S GRAB A BEER 😂😂😂 or WE LOVE YA, FARTY MCFART 😂😂😂

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Nobody:

Raising canes workers: gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me, you want some chicken today?