Hayley Cooper

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[British Indians Voice 🇮🇳🇬🇧 @BritIndianVoice]

One Sikh man committed a murder.

535,000 British Sikhs did not.

They served in our armies.

They built our cities. They fed our homeless.

They sheltered our children after Manchester.

Know your allies. Don’t let hatred win.

#BritainTogether #BritishIndians

[Hayley Cooper @hmlcooper]

@CryptoMikli If a few glasses of wine can ruin three days, imagine having a menstrual cycle every month.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

No one:

Uber Eats Notification: good morning you fat piece of shit. Click the button to make shrimp arrive via private taxi

[Multiplier @UseMultiplier]

It's Global Payroll Week and monthly cutoff at the same time. Somewhere, a payroll manager is not okay. This thread is for them.

#globalpayrollweek

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Pretending to know about wine to impress the hot sommelier

[☆ @RIVCRAS]

so you agree you think that banning people from entering a country is wrong?

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

joining a zoom meeting 1min early

[Hayley Cooper @hmlcooper]

@LaurenKHughes

[Hayley Cooper @hmlcooper]

@LaurenKHughes His first message on Tinder… five years later one dachshund has turned into three!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@BarackObama will attack Iran in order to get re-elected.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Killing millions of dogs to prepare for a global sporting event is not progress, it’s a moral failure. The World Cup should unite the world, not be built on suffering that happens behind closed doors. Humane solutions exist, and choosing compassion over violence is a responsibility we all share. @iawpcoalition

https://t.co/0Z4GiSMvQa

[Hayley Cooper @hmlcooper]

@dachshund_heave She is stunning and what an amazing age. She reminds me of my Ripley who I hope also lives to 18!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (those horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates).

She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger.

She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked.

Horrible.

[Hayley Cooper @hmlcooper]

@pamvonhadder Millennial here and I love my living room 🤷🏻‍♀️ much better than grey everything

[. @jdpoc]

America : "We're invading Greenland. We're specially trained in cold weather activities."

Also America ...