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[Jessica Clouser @hmmmm_okay]

Look at my sexy teacher walking by in those tight leggings, showing off that massive ass... Damn, those curves are driving me crazy, haha!

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[James Eaton @success3337]

You can take your body from "flabby to fabulous" by checking out my book. click here to find out more - https://t.co/omCRZYIU5R

[Coheed and Cambria @Coheed]

Further details about "The Afterman" - our forthcoming album.
http://t.co/zT8BtAbN

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

You assume I give a fuck? that's cute.

[Nikki Clark @KellansMommy]

@hmmmm_okay ......I had to share lol http://t.co/D7MLQX5h

[Jessica Clouser @hmmmm_okay]

"SO THIS BITCH." -- The start of an amazing story @KellansMommy

[Coheed and Cambria @Coheed]

Introducing Zach Cooper, our newest family member. http://t.co/XZ8TbTYD

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Putting lmao, lol, rofl, and knowing damn well you're sitting there with less expression than a brick.

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That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, "AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD!"

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

#WeWontWorkoutIf you're not prepared for this --->

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.

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Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If I go through the trouble of shaving my legs, I better get laid tonight #BoyfriendUltimatums

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My head says, "Who cares?" But then my heart whispers, "You do, stupid..."

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

When the person you like is a slow texter, the minutes feel like forever.

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*Mom calling* You: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! *answers* "Hi mommy, I love you" Friends: PENIS, MARIJUANA, SEX, CUMSHOT, ORGY, BLUE WAFFLE!