hmooney23_

[Harrison @HPwhufc]

A hill I’m willing to die on is Saka is the most over rated player in world football

[AD @AD48828231]

Tuchel you’re the one

My grandad bombed your mum

Footballs coming home again

[🔧🔩 Durham Steel 🔧🔩 @PhilHannon]

If your first response to somebody telling you they've been stabbed is, "don't think so mate" you shouldn't be anywhere near a police uniform.

[VB 🔆 @VillainBaller]

Greatest PL player of all time and comfortably top 3 of his generation. The only thing that ever held him back wasn’t football ability... it was nationality and narrative. He’s genuinely the most lied about footballer in modern history.

[S @SibiLFC]

And suddenly there's no more opening week goals, no more golden boot runs, no more goals every week, no more Ballon D'OR shouts, Goodbye Salah thank you for changing our lives

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@ElTel__ @Tgarratt10 Why’s he trying an overhead kick in his own box, his own fault

[JP 🇺🇸 @Jowl30]

Top 3 feelings as a bloke

Fresh trim & shave

A piss that you’ve needed for ages and are busting

Ice cold pint

[Ray Johnston @TheRazorRayJ]

Bad day if you have blue hair, a face full of jewellery and a cock in your knickers

[AK BETS @AKBets]

I often tweet on a Student Day when we lay €1 EW on a 2/9 shot and am told by numerous X comments that I’m making it up for Likes.

As I said yesterday was a Student Day on Buzz Ballz.

Here are our bets on Lossiemouth.

If I’m making this up I’ve gone to a lot of effort!

[Sarah Knapton 🐳 @sarahknapton]

Police are taught to kick people with lethal weapons in the head because it's a natural instinct to protect your head, leading them to drop the weapon. Don't carry lethal weapons, don't get kicked in the head. Simples.

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@Mike95565316 @spencermorgan93 Give it a rest

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

I live in a country where a man randomly stabs two people and people are more annoyed that the police kicked him after he did so

In a proper country he is eliminated there and then 👍

[Johnny B @johnnyb88_]

The amount of dough I’ve lost on bet365 this weekend is making me wanna use this uber eats promotion get a takeaway for £3 then wallop the migrant off his bike and take off with it

[Denis @DenisN223]

17 years old and he got prem players talking like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s gonna be the best itw man

[- @MusialaEra]

This might be my fav clip ever

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@plusEVbacker @Dunibear 🤣🤣

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@plusEVbacker Ur accounts on its last legs mate

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@zachlewis__ @plusEVbacker Having a blinder today hahaha

[hmooney23_ @hmooney232]

@plusEVbacker Joined the tele the other day, gna give it a follow, hopefully the flat bot works